S.S. Procrastination

jail:

me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion

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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

julieidk:

if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

hvngers:

"you should go out and socialize"

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