I’ve found where I truly belong
just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY
first madonna says nigga now she turns on the gays
so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls
she found bear grylls
“People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson
I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS
the bottom right gif though, shes fucking gorgeous
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.
this fucked me up then and now
2014 is amazing
how do I set the sound she makes as my text alert…
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
so the freshman boys at my school basically started a nude ring like they would get freshman girls nudes and send them to each other but exclude the people they dont like so esentially if u dont think this is the essence of public high school then idk what is
update: apparently they made an app for the nudes and certain girls would have certain albums but u can only get them with a special password so if u were ever wondering there is indeed ‘an app for that’
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again