S.S. Procrastination

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

the-vaccines:

is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

gabbigolightly:

Jessica Lange

Do you know what to do with that big fat butt
Anonymous

confirmance:

sit it down in church and praise the lord

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

kalynnemarie:

DAD NO

thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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huntingforsanity:

My time has come

huntingforsanity:

My time has come

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

airrogance:

gothfag:


Cogshall mangoes

🍜 medium goth 🍜


what the fuck is medium goth

airrogance:

gothfag:

Cogshall mangoes

🍜 medium goth 🍜

what the fuck is medium goth

brokencyde:

this is amazing

brokencyde:

this is amazing

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me