im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
I want you in every way possible. I want you when you’re sick, I want you when you’re sad, and I want you when you’re happy. I want you in the morning and at night. I want you when I make breakfast. I want your hands in mine. I want you in my arms and next to me in bed. I want your lips against mine. I want to watch movies with you and build forts. I want to lay on the hood of the car under the stars. I want to spend holidays with you. I want you, and only you.
when your teacher gossips about other teachers
yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back
- 1.the expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me
literally my favorite quote in the entire world
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
Fuck You - Lily Allen
"…Fuck you (Fuck You)
Fuck you very, very much…”
Play this at my graduation. Play this at my wedding. Play this at my funeral.
*Pretends you secretly think about me*