who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule
hey mum can you proofread my sexts
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
this makes me so happy
I would eat the food tbh
If you dont recycle the dogs will starve how do you like that one, turkey??
My grandpa gave me a beautiful opal ring similiar to this one which was my grandmas
I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
"this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt" i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt
how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
I have mastered the art of accepting the reality that there will always be people who will leave you behind with no valid reasons.
is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class